You might be addicted to the Internet

•  You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
•  Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
•  Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
•  You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.

•  You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

•  You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
•  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

•  All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...

•  And even your night dreams are in HTML.
•  You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.