Sunday, September 23, 2012

Things To Do on Elevator

·  Ask passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
·  Bring a chair along.
·  Do Tai Chi exercises.
·  Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
·  Lean against the button panel.
·  Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
·  Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
·  Meow occasionally.
·  Say "Ding!" at each floor.
·  Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
·   Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

 

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