· When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
· Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
· Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
· Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
· Go shopping. Buy everything. Return it the next day.
· Drive to work in reverse.
· Write a short story using alphabet soup.
· Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
· Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
· Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup
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