Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Letterman's Top 10 Signs Bad Bank

Ø  Manager giggles whenever he says, “early withdrawal”
Ø  They made $2 million loan to the Hillary Clinton campaign
Ø  Most banks are backed by the FDIC; your bank is backed by KFC
Ø  Bank robbers leave with a sack of IOUs — that’s how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen
Ø  Loan officer will approve your mortgage only if you let him rub you
Ø  ATM looks suspiciously like a Ms. Pac-Man machine
Ø  Interest paid not in money, but in Saltines
Ø  They promise they’ll have your money if you come back after tonight’s Keno drawing
Ø  Instead of Andrew Jackson, their $20 bills have a picture of Tito Jackson

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