Ø Manager giggles whenever he says, “early withdrawal”
Ø They made $2 million loan to the Hillary Clinton campaign
Ø Most banks are backed by the FDIC; your bank is backed by KFC
Ø Bank robbers leave with a sack of IOUs — that’s how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen
Ø Loan officer will approve your mortgage only if you let him rub you
Ø ATM looks suspiciously like a Ms. Pac-Man machine
Ø Interest paid not in money, but in Saltines
Ø They promise they’ll have your money if you come back after tonight’s Keno drawing
Ø Instead of Andrew Jackson, their $20 bills have a picture of Tito Jackson
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