10) On your first day you are issued a bayonet.
9) The Red Book they use was written by Mao Tse Tung.
8) Auditors wander around saying "Charter?! We don't need no stinking charter!"
7) For electronic workpapers, they use a 12-column spreadsheet attached to an extension cord.
6) Risk assessments done with Dungeons & Dragons dice.
5) The door to the department locks from the outside.
4) The CAE reports to the CFO's secretary.
3) They think GRC is a kind of vitamin supplement.
2) There's a bat in the back corner labeled "Follow-up".
And the number one way to tell you are in a bad audit department:
1) All reports begin "If it pleases the court..."
