Common Confusing Contradictions

• How come price and worth mean the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites.
• If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why do we call a bad thing aweful while a good thing is awesome?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
• Why is lipstick so called, when you can still move your lips?