Thursday, September 6, 2012

Internet Wisdom

§  A chat has nine lives.
§  A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
§  A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
§  C:\ is the root of all directories.
§  Don't byte off more than you can view.
§  Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
§  Fax is stranger than fiction.
§  Great groups from little icons grow.
§  Home is where you hang your @
§  In Gates we trust.
§  Know what to expect before you connect.
§  Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
§  Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
§  Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
§  Speed thrills.
§  The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
§  There's no place like http://www.home.com.
§  Too many clicks spoil the browse.
§  Virtual reality is its own reward.
§  What boots up must come down.
§  Windows will never cease.
§  You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

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