Day-Off Musings

v  Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

v  Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

v  Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

v  Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

v  What do people in China call their good plates?

v  If you cross Bulldog with Shitzu, will you get Bullshit?

v  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

v  What do you call male ballerinas?

v  Why a person who handles money is called a broker?