Are your passwords on a sticky note on your monitor?
Do the blinking ads compel you to click?
Do you anxiously open every attachment in your email?
Do you believe the IT people have magical powers?
Do you believe that the Firefox is the 1982 movie about a really cool jet?
Do you call the thing above the key 8 a snowflake?
Do you not believe in a firewall?
Do you proclaim, out loud, your three year old knows more about computers than you do?
Do you really think you win something for being the 421,232th visitor?
Do you still the think the Apple iPad is a fad?
Do you think you can get a free iPhone for filling out your zip code?
Have you paid for any Geek Squad services?
Is Netscape 4.7 your default browser?
Is your home network’s name “linksys”?
When someone asks what’s wrong with your computer, do you respond with, “It’s running slow”?
When someone is explaining something technical, do you dismiss it as “computer talk”?
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