Why was the auditor named, Mr. Magoo? He kept getting lost on the audit trail.
How do cannibal auditors honor their clients? They toast them.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor
What did the auditor do at a vampire convention? Count Dracula
How expensive is cannibal auditor's consulting? They charge an arm and a leg.
How can you cook the books without burning down the office?
Why auditors appears so reserved? They have strong internal controls.
What does accountant do hitting the mid-life crisis? Gets a faster calculator.
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