Computer Tips

1.  Typing DELETE does not !

2.  Create Folder without name by using RENAME on an existing folder and then typing 0160 on the numeric keyboard while holding ALT, then release ALT and hit ENTER.  Really cool.

3.  Forbidden Name of Folder !  "Con"  Try it.  You cannot create a folder named "Con."

4.  Weird word trick.  Just enjoy it.  In MS Word, type =Rand(200,99),  and hit ENTER.

5.  Become buzz-word compliant!!!
6.  Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
7.  Computer dating is great for computers.

8.  Viruses, unlike operating systems, rarely fail.
9.  Prepare for disaster:  Save Your Buffers !
10. Someone knocked over my recycle bin... There's icons all over my desktop...
11. The more I C+, the less I see.

12. Smith & Wesson, the original point and click interface.
13. Please press CTRL ALT DEL now for IQ test.
14. An application is never finished until the developer finds another job.

15. Eve used an Apple in Paradise.  The rest is history.
16. How many times you need to hit CTRL to be in control?
17. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

18. Computers, like air conditioners, stop working when you open Windows.
19. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
20. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.