Apologimonies: Testimonies that include, "I'm so sorry to anyone I may have offended"
Behindkissomonies: "I love our leadership so much!"
Bragamonies: Much like status-o-monies, but limited to specific events.
Brainwashamonies: Testimonies derived from overexposure to corporate corn
Emotimonies: Testimonies based solely on raw emotion.
Gratimonies: Longwinded testimonies that begin, "I'd like to express my gratitude to..."
Identicrisimonies: Given by people who have no identity without their jobs.
Pausamonies: Testimonies with long periods of silence.
Predictamonies: The same testimony, given by the same person, at every interview.
Promisomonies: Testimonies that begin with "I promise to keep this short.." but the testimony
goes on for a long time.
Putdownamonies: Testimonies that backhandedly put down others.
Redemptimonies: Given to unburden oneself of needless guilt
Status-o-monies: Testimonies that testify of financial or social status. "When I came to work on time in my new Porsche Boxter. . ." "When I had lunch with the Division VP . . ."
Therapymonies: Testimonies used to spew personal troubles and feelings.
Vacationmonies, Travelmonies: A detailed log of everywhere the person giving the testimony went on vacation.
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